A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
I am beginning to wonder whether David Cameron is actually a real person. Perhaps he is a robot, created on the basis of focus group meetings with LibDems and BBC reporters. Perhaps the scientists who created this robot, took as a starting point, Norman Tebbit, and created the exact opposite.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he really exists, but has agreed to the use of his body and image by the Conservative Party. As for his thoughts, he has agreed to suspend thinking for the time being, and his thoughts are prepared every morning by those clever PR men in the Conservative Party.
Bel: I think I would agree with you wholeheartedly.
ReplyDeleteI did not think there are clever men in PR in the CP after Mercer's insane interview.
ReplyDeleteI have just finished writing the new program for the Cameron android. The program has just been uploaded into its ROM but as it is still in the beta testing state, it is bound to have a few bugs. If anybody notices any of these glitches please contact me via the newspapers and I shall do my best to leave the country by the next available transport. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSincerely
Ronald Knee (Head of crap Programming dept.)