PC Plod has to go back to school and learn how to speak standard English. With someone as old as maneatingcheesesandwich it will be like teaching an old dog new tricks...
And here's a American copper teaching a lawyer not to be such a smart arse...
Shock, horror, the Biased Broadcasting Corporation is biased.
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
They've been trying to standardise us since Peel was in shorts. Since most of our latest recruits seem to write their statements in "text-speak", they'll have their work cut out.
ReplyDeleteFor me, making off without payment will still be bilking, blaggers will still leg it, and taking a five-fingered discount will still be arrestable. It will still be dark over Will's mother's, and people in no danger whatsoever will still be given the number of the Pidley Mountain Rescue Team , just in case. Spurious calls will still get the write-off LOB and, of course, people like FJL will still be RMP.
Progress. Bah, humbug. (Or should that be sheep noise, stripy sweet)
maneatingcheesesandwich: I thought that this would tickle your sense of humour. Fancy wasting money getting some idiot to produce this report. They might as well have thrown the money in the waste paper basket...
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