The Sultan of Brunei sought a media ban to protect his loss of dignity when his ex-wife gave a fraudster £2M. I am not sure whether he is going to a fancy dress ball or he is dressed up for a part in a pantomime, from the photo, in any event, wearing such an outfit in public hardly leads to dignity in the first place.
If his ex-wife would like to send me £1M, I will magically restore the Sultan of Brunei's dignity and even treat him to a £50 off the peg suit from Greenwoods.
You wouldn't think he'd have had time to attend all those parachute and other specialist courses to qualify for all those badges, what with spending so much time counting his pennies.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should be nicer to him - from what's been on the news lately, someone with bottomless pockets is just the sort of friend Hull needs at the moment....
MECS: He probably has minions to do the jumps for him.
ReplyDeleteAs you say, we could certainly do with some of his money in Hull.