Stamp out the Tory Party
What a good idea. The Tory Party has pledged to cut stamp duty. Somehow, I don't think I have got the hang of this...
Would you save David Cameron if he was drowning?
Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, the shadow Minister for Community Cohesion in the British Nasty Party...
Save David Cameron if he were drowning? I would more like hold him under.
ReplyDeleteStamp Duty abolished for first-time buyers. Well, no risk of fraud there: first-time buyers are very easy to identify.
ReplyDelete'Do you have a property to sell?'
'No.'
'So are you a first-time buyer?'
'Yes, I am. And in any case, it's my son/daughter who'll be buying it.'
I suspect most tories wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!
ReplyDeleteI'd hold Cameron under, just so long as I knew that Ming and Gordon were going to die with him.
ReplyDeleteThat said a major cull of most of our so called politico's would be o bad thing.