Poor little rich boy, the Marquess of Blanford, has been sentenced to 6 months in prison after he pleaded guilty to a road rage attack.
And, Michael Barrymore will not face prosecution over the death in his swimming pool. When asked by police to explain what happened, Barrymore said, "I'm buggered if I know".
And cue the old Barrymore joke of: He is not doing panto this year, when asked why Barrymore said that he had "Already done a lad in..."
ReplyDeletefidothedog: I see you remembered it from June here
ReplyDeleteI won't even mention the one about Michael not having any ashtrays in his his because he prefers to put his fags out in the pool....
ReplyDelete(this joke also seen here in a previous post, but it was worth digging up and resurrecting..)
In his his? HOUSE, boy HOUSE!
ReplyDeletePlease excuse, not had enough coffee yet.
Oh and of course the old joke about his new tv series with David Jason...Only Pools & Corpses...
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