Man who had sex with bike in court
No it is not April Fools Day. I kid you not. I have heard of prisoners being referred to as the bike of A Wing for example, or a girl in the next street being referred to as the bike of the street.
The mind boggles...
Was their a bicycle pump in his pocket or was he pleased to see them?
ReplyDeleteLet's get this straight: the bloke was in a LOCKED ROOM which the two cleaners had to UNLOCK to get in and they made a complaint? It is coming to something when you can't do what you want in private anymore. What the poor bloke does in his own time to himself is surely his own business, jokes aside. How the feck can somebody be put on the sex offender's register for screwing a bike?
ReplyDeleteIts not April yet, is it?