Carrot 'joke' sex attacker guilty
A driving instructor who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been convicted of four sex attacks on his pupils.
The confessions of a driving instructor and his carrot and gear stick approach...
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
And cue the inevitable bugs bunny jokes the next time he turns up in the pub.
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ReplyDelete"When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa."
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Naked photos? You mean actual photos without trousers or socks? I didn't think that a photo was required to wear any sort of clothing at all, in which case I have hundreds of them in my family photo album.......
My driving instructor, who had spent quite some time in Australia, used to force me to pull up outside various off licences and used to buy us a couple of cans of Tooheys or Fosters and we had to drink them before we could continue with the lesson. Taking advantage to the max!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dave of Barking! Best driving lessons money could buy!
PS I passed first time.