Quote of the week: Jeremy Clarkson
"I don’t know what torque is but I bet it sounds like this: like a Mexican body-builder arm-wrestling a grandfather clock".
And on the subject of sex, I think he was saying that he only gets sex one day a month...
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
I quite agree with Clarkson regarding his comments on the new Highways Agency officers.
ReplyDeleteOften used to see their lovely big 4x4s parked up outside our local MacDonalds on a morning.
I notice he had to get a Yorkshire registered X5 to try out.
Not your's was it John?
BB: No, but I would love one and they're only £50,000 or so...put me down for two.
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