Flatulence ban for club pensioner
"A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors".
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
So now he's right up shit creek.
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OMG! I just got a newsletter from my "Association" and after reading it, I was sure they were going to outlaw farting in public. This is such a coincidence. Poor thing.
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