American caught having sex with picnic table
"An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.
Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence".
This sex with inanimate objects is really catching on. Whatever next?
I am so sorry, I must hand myself in. I have been having sex with a fireplace for the past three years.
ReplyDeleteI HOLD MY HANDS UP! I MUST BE BANGED UP!