Jesus swept
Vacuum in the work place? Nah, sweep it under the carpet...
"I've been using a broom since Jesus's old man was a carpenter".
Don't you dare move it's against Health and Safety laws...
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
This is the reason people in under-developed countries pay 3 cents for a chair and we pay $25 dollars to IKEA.
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The only time a broom is dangerous is when I am holding it and when there is some Asian bastard on the other end telling me that they can't pay me the £14,000 that he owes me.. TRUTH.
ReplyDeleteSomeone owes you 14 long un's Ronald??? :-O
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