Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Lucky little devil...
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The girl or the bat? ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe bat, of course, but you would have thought she would have noticed when she put her bra on...
ReplyDeleteI was wondering how she could not notice... I am sure I would do!
ReplyDeleteHad to pinch this...
ReplyDeleteSounds like she might have got a bit pissed the night before and so didn't notice the new lodger :-O
' you would have thought she would have noticed when she put her bra on...'
ReplyDeleteNot sure about that, John.
Anyone seen the zapper for the TV?
'500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in the hospital.
During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.'
http://tinyurl.com/6ystzx
She could probably have housed a whole belfry of bats.
FUNNY you should mention this but I recently fell victim to a sperm whale in my knickers. I SWEAR it wasn't there when I put them on but fuck me, I went to the public bogs in Lincoln and when I unzipped my flies this feckin' great whale ooozed out and slipped dahn the plughole in the urinal, what a feckin' shock that was! I thought it was the barmaid from the Brewer's arms!
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