Half-ton murder suspect 'too fat for jail'
Texas prosecutors are trying to work out how to take into custody an obese murder suspect too fat to fit through her front door.
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If she is too fat to fit through her front door, how on earth could she commit a murder?
ReplyDeleteIf she's convicted and cops the usual death penalty, she'll probably break the gurney...
ReplyDeleteFeckin' fat cow. FECKIN' fat cowbag.
ReplyDeleteBleurghhhh.
WHAT DID SHE KILL A FARM FULL OF COWS AND HORSES
ReplyDeletefatass whore uglyass dumbass
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