Exclusive: Latest English version of the Lords Prayer
Our Lord, who art in the House of Lords,
Dishonest be thy Name.
Thy bribe will come.
Hopefully, thy will be done,
In court, and not by thy brethren.
Give us this day our Sunday Times.
And forgive us our undercover reporters.
We don’t forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into damnation.
But deliver us from evil Peers.
For thine is the pig’s trough,
You should be in the Tower of London,
For ever and ever.
Amen to that!
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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