Behind the slow moving, flower festooned cortège I now can see follows a fleet of vehicles:-
Car 1) Containing Maxi Cliff
Car 2) Containing Maxi’s accountants together with their calculators and laptops
Car 3) The complete editorial staff of OK!, Hello, CNN, ITV, BBC, Sky and News of the World
Car 4) Jade’s Mother and Grandparents
Car 5) Jack Tweed and his boozy friends
Car 6) Tweed’s and his boozy friends' crates of beer, wines and spirits and bar snacks
Car 7) HM The Queen and Prince Phil, accompanied by Prince Charlie together with his horse wife. The horse is wearing an outfit and bucket hat that blends in with the colour scheme of Jade's flowers. So good to see them here today, waving to the crowds!!
Car 8) Representatives of Parliament
Car 9) Representatives of the House of Lords
Car 10) Representatives of the Commonwealth
Car 11) Make up artists
Car 12) Jade’s friends
Car 13) Framed autographed photo of Shilpa Shetty
Car 14) Jade’s next door warm and loving neighbour
Car 15) Google Streetcam
........and a fish and chip van
hm.. thanks for style..
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