Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer
Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.
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ReplyDeleteCherrypie: I couldn't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteThats my bro in law, Anth!
ReplyDeleteEach to his own.....
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, John, it may be a new Home Office initiative.
ReplyDeleteTrained sniffer guys looking for something unmentionable in the shelf-stackers charger.