Man assaulted female police officer with penis
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Either she is a dwarf or he is the world's tallest man. Even standing on Sarkozy's box he would have a job on thrusting it into her face. Perhaps she was bending down to get a closer look, and he thought she was offering to eat from his lunch box?
Cosh or nosh?
Mad, and yet some poor sod who was caught shagging a bike in the privacy of his hotel room a couple of years back got stuck on the sex offenders register.
ReplyDeleteGreat to see such consistency in sentencing.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html
Oooh matron! as the late Kenneth Willims would have said.
ReplyDeleteI think £600 was a bit steep. Not quite sure whether that is £50 or £100 per inch!
ReplyDeleteRemarkably difficult to deploy a todger as a weapon - unless he's unfeasibly well endowed. Lucky guy.
ReplyDeleteDo you think there was a sexual component to this altercation?
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