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A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
OK love as soon as my colleague has turned the gas on I'll chuck a match in and we'll have you out of there in no time.
ReplyDeleteI only drank a large bottle of medicinal brandy.
ReplyDeleteJesus, are you alright john?
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me, it was my son who gave the mephedrone.
ReplyDeleteArrest my son in law! He was the one who tuned my scooter!
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