Poor old Fatty Two Jags is being henpecked by his battle axe of a wife Pauline into accepting a peerage, so that she can become a Lady. Pauline, dear, you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. For me, you will always remain a Hyacinth Bucket following your supporting role in the TV soap Prescott: The Class System and Me.
C'mon John make an honesty Lady of me ...
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