St John slaying the dragon
There I am in the Cabinet Room of Number 10 Downing Street, and the whole cabinet are in attendance. They have lowered the White Flag of Surrender, and offer it to me which I accept graciously.
I open the meeting, David Cameron to my right and Nick Clegg to my left, and say "I am going to give you it straight. I do not intend to pull punches. You will get it exeactly as it is. You may not like it. Like it or lump it, you will swallow it".
I pissed myself laughing, not another leak at the Cabinet Room?
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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