One Sunday morning along time ago, I scraped the burnt toast a young prisoner had brought me for breakfast. He asked, "Why did you kill your landlady?". I replied, "Because one Sunday morning she burnt my toast for breakfast". He gulped, and then realised I was joking.
In America, a man has killed 5 people before killing himself all because his wife served him cold eggs for breakfast!
Six dead after US breakfast killing spree in Kentucky
A US man has killed himself after shooting dead five people, including his wife and stepdaughter, in an argument about his breakfast.
Why did you kill your landlady?
ReplyDeleteBecause one Sunday morning she burnt my toast for breakfast.
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