A gardener has been ordered by police to prune his rude shrub after a villager complained about it, Ian Ashmeade, 53, said he was astonished after a police officer said the topiary in his front garden was offending the public. The police said he would be fined if he didn't change its shape - even though it had been there for eight years. Ian pruned the hedge into a phallic shape in 2002 after he spotted that the plant had naturally started to grow like a man's crown jewels. Picture: ARCHANT
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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