Jailhouselawyer's Blog: Cameron's Porta-Loo

A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Cameron's Porta-Loo

Oh dear what can the matter be
Cameron's friend died in a LavaTory
Shale was there from Satuday to Sunday
And nobody knew he was there.

He died shortly after receiving a call from Downing Street warning him that criticisms he had made of the Tory party were about to be made public.

Mr Shale, 56, was discovered dead in a portable lavatory in the festival’s VIP backstage area on Sunday morning after being missing for almost 24 hours.

jailhouselawyer at 10:14 AM

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portable toilet guy12:45 PM
This is one to post on sickipedia!
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jailhouselawyer: Hull, East Yorkshire, United Kingdom; John Hirst Hull, East Yorkshire, GB "Who is John Hirst?" the Sun online questioned the day after the UK lost its appeal to the Grand Chamber of the ECtHR in the prisoners votes case. The profile was not very informative nor flattering. But, I don't like the Sun either so we are quits. I was born, at 2 I was put into Dr Barnardo's Homes. What they called care, we refer to it as physical and sexual abuse. I drifted into crime, and spent 35 years in prison. In spite of the system, I reformed and rehabilitated myself with the support of some within and outside of the system. I was transformed from a law breaker into a law-maker. I am firmly committed to prisoners rights, and am a campaigner for penal reform. I live in a 3 bedroom terrace house within a cul-de-sac, and have a dog as a companion. My Latvian friend keeps invading my space and telling me I need a wife. She does keep the house clean and tidy, but loves my dog and calls him her boyfriend... Recently, Viking FM have asked for advice and reports for the news on radio on Criminal Justice issues. In addition, I used to write regularly for Inside Time the National newspaper for prisoners.

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