Happy New Year and all that...
I popped out to do some last minute shopping at Aldi, and take Rocky for a walk. Just as I was about to join a queue at a till, there was an incident at the front with a "customer" as the security man was wrestling him to the ground. He appeared to put up a struggle, and I heard the words "I'm a police officer" as a bloke assisted the security guard. I joined another queue which looked as though I would get served earlier. But, the bloke in front of the woman in front of me was clearly a skaghead out of his head. The till girl had to tell him to put his stuff out of the trolley onto the conveyor belt! Time dragged on, and on and on. Eventually he started to pay, but was £1.25 short and had to give back some chocolate. Then, another security guard asked to search his bag. She found some chocolate and confronted him with it. Just then the police arrived in response to the first incident, as the copper came in the security guard said "There's this one here and another in there".
Predictions for the New Year...
1 Prisoners will get the vote
2 Sinéad O'Connor will commit suicide
3 I will have a heart attack or a stroke
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
Happy New Year to you and Rocky.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope you don't have a heart attack or a stroke!
I don't much care about that O'Connor one!