Dinosaur discovered

A dinosaur has been discovered alive, but perhaps, not so well as it went on the rampage and attacked David Cameron the Tory Party leader. It is believed that this rare species, Enormas Tebbitus, was searching for its mother the last known dinosaur to lead the Tory Party before the Draculus dinosaur, which recently turned over in its grave and tried to bite Alistair Campbell on Newsnight.