Thursday, March 06, 2008

Duchess of Pork visits Hull


Duchess of Pork visits Hull

The overweight and £4M in debt, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of Pork, is in Hull to make a documentary for ITV in an attempt to boost the TV channel's flagging viewer ratings. The Duchess of Pork is to offer normal people who are poor and fat advice on how to Manage their budget and diet. Since her divorce, she is shacking up with dockers and lorry drivers in a cheap B&B on Holderness Road.
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5 comments:

  1. Barnacle Bill10:23 PM

    Got the address John?

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  2. jailhouselawyer10:46 PM

    No, but just look for the queue that stretches around the block...

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  3. jailhouselawyer10:53 PM

    BB: EAST-THORPE GUEST HOUSE 800 HOLDERNESS ROAD HULL HU9 3LP

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  4. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Why are you using a picture of Verity?

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  5. jailhouselawyer7:42 PM

    I don't think Verity is that good looking...

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