Why Germany is not the place for a happy bunny
Riddle of the pet rabbit serial murders
"Anxious rabbit owners in Germany's Ruhr district have started locking up their pets at night after a spate of mysterious and brutal "bunny murders" which have baffled police and left more than 40 animals dead".
If I was White Rabbit I think I would be a tad concerned...
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
I gotta AK47 and I'm not afraid to use it! :D
ReplyDeleteNote to Metropolitan Police: This is a joke. Please do not send a Trojan unit round and massacre the neighbours as they do their Saturday chores.
'I thought that vacuum cleaner was a lethal weapon, sarge...'
It was definately him, he is a vicious bastard.
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