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Monday, October 27, 2008

The 'posh' Prescott

The 'posh' Prescott

I found the first part of the BBC 2 programme on John Prescott and class very entertaining. He reminds me of Les Dawson.



I couldn't help thinking that his missus behaved like that Bucket woman, Hyacinth.



The three London girls were natural born comedians, unfortunately they were as thick as pig shit. I think the girls up North would have taught them a thing or two.

I am looking forward to part two next week.

Prescott: The Class System and Me (BBC2) is a jolly plum pudding of a programme. There is far too much of it (another helping next week) but, if you rummage around, there are treasurable thrupenny bits to be found. I came across this entertaining exchange between John Prescott and Josie, a teenage tearaway. Prescott: "I would say you're working class." Josie: "But I don't work!"

This is the bit that got me thinking about that Bucket woman and Keeping Up Appearances...

"Pauline, who wore gloves to make smoked salmon sandwiches, is very aware of appearances. "John," she said "could you get my Royal Albert teapot from the top shelf?" John was taken aback. "Do what?" "We always have it out, John, don't we?" she said making a winding up gesture behind his back".

A prickly subject and it's not Jack Straw for a change...

A prickly subject and it's not Jack Straw for a change...

A rare blond hedgehog enjoys some autumn sunshine at a rescue centre after being found at a West Midlands care home. His light colouring makes him too vulnerable to predators to live in the wild.
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Why has Jack Straw shoved his head up his arse?

Why has Jack Straw shoved his head up his arse?

I am somewhat puzzled why Jack Straw has decided to give this particular speech to the Royal Society of Arts? Google informs me that: "The RSA is a charity which encourages the development of a principled, prosperous society and the release of human potential". According to the BBC: Jail reformers 'forget victims' "Prison reformers must do more to help the victims of crime, Justice Secretary Jack Straw is due to say". My understanding is that prison reform groups are set up with the twin aims of reforming prisons and reforming prisoners. They have enough on their plate without having the additional burden thrust upon them of aiding victims of crime.

As I understand it, victims of crime are taken care of when an offender is caught and the offender goes through the Criminal Justice System. This is Jack Straw's responsibility. It is no good seeking to abdicate responsibility by trying to shoulder it upon prison reform groups. In prison, prison officers refer to this tactic as 'sloping shoulders'.

I do wish that the BBC would refrain from referring to NACRO (which was originally called the National Association for the Care and Resettlement of Offenders, then restyled itself as the "crime reduction charity") as a charity. NACRO is now a prison business having joined forces with Global Soloutions Ltd (formally Group 4). That is, NACRO has an interest in building more prisons and keeping prisoners in longer because it is where the profits are.

I find it odd that Jack Straw is claiming that he is not returning to Victorian values, given that a large part of the penal estate is still made up of Victorian prisons.

I would say that Jack Straw has gone around in circles and lost his head up his own arse!

A prison scandal that should shame us all

A prison scandal that should shame us all

The Government's disclosure, in answer to a question tabled by the Liberal Democrats, that an average of 1.7 babies are born each week to women in prison, has a melancholy and Dickensian ring to it. True, the prisons into which these women are serving sentences are not necessarily grim Victorian fortresses, but it is a dismal comment on the state of our society that we even tolerate the idea of so many children spending their first months of life behind bars.

The fact that we now have eight mother and baby units in British jails is a direct result of judges' decisions to send more women to jail. The female prison population has risen relentlessly under New Labour. According to the most recent figures in May, the figure then stood at 4,458 – almost double the total for 1996 – although only marginally up on 2007
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Jack Straw: 'Punishing criminals must come before offenders' needs'


Jack Straw: 'Punishing criminals must come before offenders' needs'

Punishing criminals must be the main factor in guiding sentencing policy, Jack Straw will say in a speech as he admits that the Government has too often concentrated on the needs of offenders.

I might be too cynical, but all this sounds rather too much like political posturing. That is, "we can be tougher than the Tories". It appears that Jack Straw is merely gearing up for the next election.

The Daily Telegraph informs us that Jack Straw will say two words. It is not clear from the gibberish what those two words are. They may be punishment and reform. In any event, I have two words for Jack Straw...

Fuck Off.

UPDATE: The Guardian clarifies what Jack Straw is trying to say. I still say it is political waffle.

The BBC reports that the gutter press is getting stuck in as well...

Papers urge action over 'cushy jails'

Most of Monday's papers are covering a speech yet to be made in which Jack Straw will, according to the Daily Mirror, signal the end of cushy jails.

The Daily Mail says the justice secretary will launch "a withering attack on liberal justice groups who 'drive him nuts'."

But its editorial suggests his words are out of step with his actions in office.

The Sun too believes actions speak louder than words, saying "if you mean business, give us those new prisons"
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Phil Woolas MP was 'pied' by Manchester students

Phil Woolas MP was 'pied' by Manchester students

Toss the wanker overboard...

Toss the wanker overboard...



Link.

Hat-Tip to Bob Piper

Jailed son freed in father mix-up

Jailed son freed in father mix-up

Prison officers released the wrong man after an "administrative error" led to him being mixed up with his father, the Ministry of Justice said.

Father and son, both called Terence Clegg, were in HMP Durham, with the elder Clegg due for release.

But prison officers mixed up the two men's papers and freed the son, who was on remand awaiting trial, on Thursday.

Northumbria Police are now trying to trace the 23-year-old. The father, 53, of Newcastle, has since been released
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I am amazed that whoever released the young Clegg was unable to tell the difference between a 23 and 53 year old. It used to be that whoever is responsible for releasing prisoners would check the photo on the prison record against the prisoner to ensure that no error occurred.

Voters lose confidence in Osborne after row

Voters lose confidence in Osborne after row

Fewer than one in six voters believes George Osborne has the judgement necessary to handle the economy, according to a new poll underlining the fallout from claims that the shadow Chancellor was involved in discussions about a donation from a Russian billionaire. Nearly one in three people questioned said Mr Osborne should resign from the Tory front bench, according to a ComRes poll conducted for the BBC in the wake of the affair.

Italian police to use 200mph Lamborghini

Italian police to use 200mph Lamborghini



Italian police unveiled the latest weapon in their war on speeding motorists yesterday – a muscular, blue and white Lamborghini capable of travelling at 200 miles per hour.

Z Cars eat your heart out...

Frogwogs are sore losers

Frogwogs are sore losers



I see that the Frogwogs intend to rewrite history to try to minimise the British victory at Agincourt, and accuse us of war crimes during the battle. Perhaps, they are only being Sarkozyiastic?

Friday, October 24, 2008

NARK LEECH

NARK LEECH

The one thing that is consistent about Mark Leech is his overblown ego and
posturing as some kind of self-appointed spokesman for prisoners as though noone else's opinion counts and such a sensitive guy is this parody of a man called Mark
Leech that like a big girl's blouse he launches into the world of the conspiracy
theorists that everyone is out to get him and to him that is unforgivable as he lets
loose with vitriolic abuse even against the more diplomatic and civilised criticism
of him. Gentleman (or gentlewoman) he is not, but a hate filled individual who is
consumed with rage and rant.

I cannot help but notice how he has clashed with the widely read prisoner's
newspaper Inside Time which relies entirely on prisoner's contributions be it
articles, letters, queries even poetry and so forth but what does Leech produce? The
paper Converse which [is] so full of solicitor's adverts that there exists little room for anything else except the word according to Mark Leech and aimed at believers in him.

Naye, a platform for abuse, for how else does he explain the play on the title of
Inside Time in his 2008 Converse issue - 'Inside Slime', so tragic, so petty oh so
childlike and so inane?

Grow up Leech.

That he can get personal about people and in this case I mean prisoners shows why
people hold him in contempt. He abuses Ben Gunn a regular writer for Inside Time
and labels him a columnist with a small c and waves him goodbye as he plans a
holiday in Thailand where he has a house (a house?). Well, as someone suggested
recently, people especially men go to Thailand for one of two reasons. One, for
cheap drugs,' and the other for cheap under age sex and Leech has no history of
drug misuse.

Of course, we cannot leave out his main supporter and quite disgracefully so a
prisoner, Dee Wilde-Walker of HMP Low Newton.

Now, we cannot ever imagine the basis of such a relationship. A gay HIV (Heavy
Into Vitriol) wannabe a 'prisoner expert and spokesperson' (person?)' and a female
who perhaps might be a fag hag or child abuser (yes! the NSPCC reported back in
the 1990s that most child abusers are mothers which makes sense for they are the
ones children spend most time with especially single mothers and abuse can be
anything can it not including emotional and mental abuse) who shares Leech's
contempt for male prisoners.

Naye, men in general perhaps, for why should she assume that Benn Gunn is a
domestic violence perpetrator. In any event, so what? He is doing his time and it
might be good advice that she should focus on hers and doesn't allow herself to
become as bitter and twisted as her mentor Leech.

Now to Converse.

What does it represent to prisoners apart from being a platform for personal attacks
and mouthy Leech at play.

Take for instance the current issue of Converse where Leech claims not to take a
penny in salary or otherwise from the paper. What the fuck does he want?
An accolade? He takes plenty from other sources relating to prisoners which
enables him to swan around the country in a helicopter like the time he visited
Grendon and landed nearby. Was he there to talk to cons? No he was there to arse
lick and found cons walking out of a meeting at which he was giving a talk or
rather rubbing shoulders with the prisoner's captors - the screws. I would have
puked.

Leech goes on to attack the Directors of Inside Time and somehow shows his
ignorance of the law and here is someone who claims he is a fucking Perry Mason
and a marvel to modern jurisprudence. For Leech's information, a person can draw
a salary from a voluntary organisation including registered charities. You see there
is a difference between a statutory body like the Job Centre and a voluntary body
like MIND which I am certain Leech is only too familiar with. Those at MIND
including their charity fund raisers do draw a salary as do charity shop managers.
The body is a voluntary body in that it exists on public donations and fund raising
and not Government funding. Would you believe that the boss of OXFAM earns a salary which would disgrace Leech's?

On second thoughts perhaps not.

I would suggest that anyone wanting to know what Leech might derive in income
to look at the websites associated with him. Books, DVDs, courses etc. etc. and of
course consultancy fees for putting himself as a self-appointed expert on prisons to
such likes as the media.

Some time ago, a friend of mine sent an email to Leech asking if there was a
discount for prisoners on his Prison's Handbook. No reply. My friend followed it through with an undertaking to buy 30 copies for prison libraries if there was a discount. Yes! you have guessed it, Leech answered almost immediately with an offer to reduce the cost. Now we have it an entrepreneur first and foremost, fuck the cons.

A bit like when he recently sacked the distribution firm which distributed Converse
for him so that he could cut costs and do it himself and why not?

After all, the supposedly 44,000 copies he claims to circulate is entirely suspect and bogus and that is from the horses mouth. More like 5,000 we are reliably informed.

He makes great play on the silly OK logo as representing those solicitors who have
completed the Prison Law Course of his as if it's the pinnacle of legal practice.
No it's not anymore than a practitioner in Mental Health Law needs to undertake a
two bob course in psychiatry or psychology. Good practice and knowledge comes from experience and there are many many good prison law lawyers whose reputation and skills derive from exactly that. They have trod the path of both prison law litigation and the representation of prisoners and an OK logo is no substitute for that. In fact, the logo is all the evidence one should need to steer clear
of those whose names and firms appear alongside the symbolic tick and OK for his
very name and attitude towards certain prisoners creates a definite conflict of
interests between solicitors who he is favourably disposed towards because he has
given them a tick and an OK and the client.

Moreover, the Prisoner's Advice Service in London a long and well established
prisoner's legal rights body which offers FREE legal advice and in some cases
legal representation for prisoners runs its own prison law programmes and seminars
for solicitors and barristers. Indeed, the PAS is made up of barristers, solicitors,
academics and representatives of government departments and non government
bodies.

Professionals indeed, not a tick and logo brigade.

In addition, the Prisoner's Legal Rights Group Bulletin a highly informative
publication and published periodically for prison lawyers by the PAS is entirely
FREE to prisoners and there we have it, a proper legal body that truly represents
prisoners.

The full time solicitors who work for the PAS which is a registered charity are paid
employees so there you are Mr Leech, a confirmation that those who work in the
voluntary sector are able to draw a salary but then they are lawyers and should
know shouldn't they?

Mark Leech displays all the features and would no doubt meet the criteria of a
diagnosis of personality disorder which might explain why he served a period in
Grendon Psychiatric prison at one time. Either he was sent there or volunteered but
either way it is clear there was something psychologically wrong with him he
should join the therapy freaks where he was no doubt encouraged to grass people
up as is common in Grendon and cry in his coffee as he confessed his past
misdemeanours, again another common feature of Grendon. So fucking sad really.

I would recommend those looking for something to brighten their day to read, 'A
Product of the System' a self-pitying narrative of Leech's life and oh yes! when he
was nicked in Scotland for robbery and jailed he joined the thousands of innocent
prisoners in UK jails for he didn't do it. He didn't do it because he said so. He was
innocent and just another fucking victim says he.

Well, he came out good didn't he? for he arse licked Martin Narey the one time
Director General of the Prison Service who according to Leech brought about many
beneficial changes in the lives of prisoners. God pray, can you give us a clue Leech? What fucking changes?

What planet are you on Leech and where was you when all these changes came
about? Or did you hear about those changes from Narey himself who you quite
boldly and in print call your friend (friend?). Is Leech so sad and so short of friends that he needs the one time head of the Prison service as one?

Perhaps he really is deluded and needs a shot of therapy again. There are names and
descriptions given to people who appear to be favourably disposed to one side
whilst serving the interests of the other and when I hear that Leech is a called a 'wrong un' by some people, I have to make them right.

Now that Narey has left the Prison Service, Leech no longer has any remit for
downplaying all that which is very Wrong with the Prison Service. He has no
Martin Narey to answer to now but if he thinks he can claw back any reputation he
thinks he might have he is sadly mistaken. It really is too late.

Sign up for that therapy now Leech which clearly you so desperately need and do
us all a favour.

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Note the above is from an anonymous author and was sent to me, and I felt it deserved a wider audience. It is not a personal attack from me upon Mark Leech. Therefore, Mr Leech might prefer not to read it and I suggest he does not do so. You have been warned you might be offended by the content. This notice comes better late than never.

Technical note the copy and paste does not appear to have worked out very well, and attempts to rectify it have so far defeated me.

Bowsy Wowsy: Tories on the ropes claims Iain Dale

Bowsy Wowsy: Tories on the ropes claims Iain Dale

The Independent, in a good article, asks the question: Are attack dogs man's best friend?

Then there is the question why did Iain Dale bother to write and the Daily Telegraph bother to publish: The Conservatives should let their attack dogs off the leash?

Iain Dale informs us that "Denis MacShane is a Labour MP". Nice to see he has his finger on the political pulse. But, where is his tongue? Apparently, arse licking a consensual Norman Tebbit. And there I was thinking the old skeleton was homophobic! Unlike Mr Dale, he actually praises Denis MacShane. However, it is tempered with criticism which is so like Mr Dale.

Interestingly, he calls for more tribal politics. That sounds so primitive. Reminds me of Lord of the Flies.

I am surprised to see that the seat seeking Tory missile, Dildo Dale, admits that the Tories are on the ropes. Chuckle, chuckle.

So, who does Mr Dale see as a Tory party attack dog? Pause for laughter...

"David Davies (no, not that one), the Tory MP for Monmouth, has established himself as the Tory the Labour Party loves to hate. He has the ability to be quite outrageous but sound eminently reasonable. He's a regular fixture on Jeremy Vine's Radio 2 programme and Radio Five Live, and is able to articulate the voice of the man on the Clapham Omnibus in a way few other Tory MPs are capable of".

You only have to see this idiot's comments about the open prison in his constituency to find out why he is such a laughable choice. So, the judging stick is Jeremy Whine and Radio 5 Live appearances? Dumb and dumber. The thing with the Clapham Omnibus, in legal parlance, is that it refers to the reasonable man. Neither Mr Dale nor David Davies fit into that category.

Sharia Law breaches English Law on human rights decides the House of Lords

Sharia Law breaches English Law on human rights decides the House of Lords

"The House of Lords [yesterday] drew stark attention to the conflict between sharia and UK law, calling the Islamic legal code "wholly incompatible" with human rights legislation.

The remarks came as the Lords considered the case of a woman who, if she was sent back to Lebanon, would be obliged under sharia law to hand over custody of her 12-year-old son to a man who beat her, threw her off a balcony and, on one occasion, attempted to strangle her.

The woman was seeking asylum in the UK to avoid the provisions of sharia law that give fathers or other male family members the exclusive custody of children over seven
".

I am glad that sense is beginning to shine through given that I have already expressed the same opinion here.

If this is art I'm a Dutchman

If this is art I'm a Dutchman



One oil canvas, entitled Tesco Value Tomato Soup, fetched £140,000, more than the estimated £80,000, according to Bonhams, the auction house.

Some of Banksy's work I would call art. With this I feel he is taking the piss, and making the point that some people have more money than sense.

Fishermen catch dog a mile out to sea


Fishermen catch dog a mile out to sea

Two North Sea fishermen made an unusual catch when they caught a dog.

Freddie, a 14-year-old cairn terrier, became disorientated in the fog while on a walk with his owner Jean Brigstock.

It slipped into the water as Mrs Brigstock, 73, searched for it but had no success and assumed he was hiding in a nearby holiday park.

However, Freddie was swimming against the tide, almost a mile out to sea.

He was only saved when the two fishermen spotted what they thought was an otter, went to investigate and saw the dog
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It's always heartwarming to read a story like this.