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Monday, October 22, 2007

Kate McCann considers child welfare career

Kate McCann considers child welfare career

Kate McCann intends to quit her job as a GP and take up a new career in child welfare, it has emerged.

Ha, ha, ha...

When I photoshopped this photo, back in August, I was joking. I believed it was the most unlikely scenario.



Kate McCann's tips on child welfare:
1. Go out for hours on end eating and drinking and leave 3 children under 4 years of age unsupervised.
2. Kill your 3 year old and then claim that she was abducted by a passing paedophile.

10 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Thats the best one ever, can't see her business plan working out to well.

Be a bit like putting Ian Huntley in charge of bathtime!

Dilated Mind said...

Hmmm... Kate McCann, the new Supernanny for Channel 4!

It's a bit like Rick Waller presenting You Are What You Eat or Paris Hilton Presenting Universeity Challenge...

I would say she should stick to being a GP- but then again, I'm Sure her patients would have been begging to be seen by Harold Shipman.

Elmer Quigley Gooseburger said...

Ultimately, I doubt she will carve out a new career in child-care.

Why should she, when there is so much more money to be flaunting her pussy as a cover girl?

vagabondblogger said...

Kate as child care worker - wouldn't that be akin to having the inmates run the asylum?

Anonymous said...

Didn't LogicMan et al, of the mirror forum, predicate something like this, way back in the fresh days of the 'Hoax' theory?

And the joke of it is that she will probably end up doing it! That's how sick the British government/society is...and I haven't said anything about Westminster, nappies and rocking horses.

eric the fish said...

I bumped into Louise Woodward at Court one day as shetrained to be a lawyer in children cases! So, it does not surprise me. I'm all in favour of rehabilitation but this was a bit OTT.
In the McCann case no case has been made (ie no charges) but imagine if the proverbial single parent from the Council estate wanted to follow the same path.

i've not blogged extensively about the case as there are very few facts amidst the smoke and mirrors. One fact is clear: the children of the McCanns et al were left home alone. The size of her tits (thanks grandmother Healey) is irrelevant.

Catchthebudgie said...

I think this is a smashing idea.
Kate has so much to offer.....

Sorry trying to think of something.......

Not yet.......

Ah, No sorry.....

You see someone like Kate should not be allowed to look after her remaining kids let alone advise on someone elses.

Maybe she should go into writing novels!

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the nursery that she has had her eye on for the business? It has a small playroom for the kids on the second floor and a dining area with a licenced bar for the staff 600 metres away across the road.

Anonymous said...

AND apparently she has already interviewed an American chap for the role as chief carer; now, whatshisname? Ah yes! That's it.....


Michael Jackson!

Catchthebudgie said...

All they need now is Gary Glitter to apply for the job and they're well away.

It's amazing that people (if you can call them that) with loads of money always seem to get away with murder or any other act with children.

Also the good ole BBC made sure the new hotline number was broadcast. Would you think they would broadcast an advert for my business?

Dont you just love the McCanns!!