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Saturday, September 22, 2007

The McCanns to star in Xmas pantomime


The McCanns to star in Xmas pantomime

He's behind you!

At school I was told about King Cnut and how it was rumoured that he believed he had the power to turn the tide. We need to bear in mind that the McCanns are lying through their teeth in an attempt to save their skins. This is why they have employed a spin doctor to turn their guilt into innocence. This pair of cnuts are attempting to stop and turn the tide of public criticisms. For Madeleine's sake they cannot be allowed to succeed.

10 comments:

Catchthebudgie said...

Well here we go again! First they said someone had broke in through the rear window. Now they have walked in through the front. I am not a detective but I dont think I would force a window from inside!!
Ah! sorry the window was'nt forced at all!

The other thing that comes to mind is the fact Kate shouted 'they have taken her'

How many were behind that door?

If the entry was by the front, what the hell were the McCanns doing at the bar! I thought they could see the patio doors. If they could'nt then obviously again another lie.

I have heard that the McCanns will take a lie detector test. Obviously, they will never take a test. Its just another one of their spins.

The McCanns, to the average person with half a brain cell, know they are pulling a fast one.

Now, sit tight and wait for the Ugly sister and Mr Punch (the brother) to get back on the T.V.

'They did it' 'No they did'nt' 'Yes they did' 'No they did'nt'

I've just thought, wait for Mr Murat to be put back into the lime light. Gerry and Kate the straws are running out.

Anonymous said...

King Cnut knew he could not turn the tide - it was his subjects that thought he could. He went to the seaside to prove his limitations so they would not hold him in too high regard.

Catchthebudgie said...

If I wanted to spend as much time as Gerry writing his blog, I could go into great detail about the events using only the evidence given by the McCanns.

The McCanns are much like a political party. It is a proffesional machine. Spin doctors, press office, media spun and a great deal of hate for the anti-McCann side.

I do not have to believe what I am told by the McCanns, nor am I entitled to believe the police etc.

I find most that is written in the press as wild speculation.

What I struggle with is statements given by the McCanns like the latest one. Adding a sense of humour to those facts can bring out the nonense that is being spun by the McCanns. As I did in my first post.

The Madeleine fund has reached
£1,036,104.17 what actually is the balance? Where has the money been spent?

I do not doubt that money is being spent on the search for their daughter. The question is do they know where their daughter is?

If their alibi was so water tight they would not be in this mess.
A snr policeman in portugal has stated that the mcCanns are not being helpful and by being suspects refused to answer questions. Mr Mitchell their spokesman has stated it would be unlikely the McCanns would take a lie detector test.

It is true throughout this case that the McCanns have acted odd.
That does not make them guilty.

Mr Murat would agree with that I am sure. Yet he was dragged through the gutter.

I am sure at some point the McCanns will face charges. They may only be for leaving a child or children unattended. But, they are responsable for Madeleine being missing by leaving the appartment unlocked and not using a sitting service.

Madeleine could well have been abducted. The police, the press to a degree and millions of people happen to disagree. Not because we like to make up stories, but because the facts dont stack up.

Anonymous said...

In so-called primitive African communities whatever happens to a young child, the parents were called to account and were punished. I think that this is only fair because when you decide(this case where the kids are IVF)to take on the responsibility of child caring then it should be a crime when you don't. The McCanns went on a McCann-family holiday which should be criminalised.

vagabondblogger said...

I love the unnamed sources who've been coming out of the woodwork to defend the McCanns, especially since the McCanns themselves are not supposed to be talking about this to the press. I think they have no clue what-so-ever as to the evidence the Portugese police have, and have been trying to put out fires, before they even begin. In doing so, they obviously put the limelight more on their failings as parents (throwing used nappies in the wheel well, along with rotten meat), the fact that they are scared that the police are closing in (now I remember, the bedroom door was ajar), and how arrogant they are (put up or shut up) in thinking they can spin this away. I have to admit, I am very interested in the rest of the lab results.

Anonymous said...

Talking about cnuts, the cnuts who run the BBC online "news" are delighted to report that not one but two Irish comedians have apologised to the McCnuts for having made jokes about them. Gosh, there's no business like showbusiness.

Does anyone know the emails of Patrick Keilty and Sean Hughes ? I would love to let these two cnuts know how much I admire their stand on freedom of speech. And in support of my worldwide media business.

At the end of the day, the bottom line is that there are real victims here and their grief is absolutely palatable. Its good that these two catholic entertainers have had the guts to own up to their mistakes and make amends to Gerald and Katherine, who have not yet decided whether or not to accept my friend Gordon's invitation to address the NewCnuts conference this week. I myself will be addressing fringe meetings on the topic of responsibility in the media and may just find a few minutes to sign autographs.


I love you all.

Philo.

(editor's note: she really does say".....grief is palatable.")

Catchthebudgie said...

At last Mr Murat has been cleared.
Or so the story goes. So now we only have two suspects and we can confirm it was'nt Murat behind the door. As for jokes about the McCanns. Heres one.......
Knock,knock who's there?
Kate
Oh yes, sorry I knew that all the time.

Anonymous said...

Interviewed on Radio Orkney, Brother John McCann was critical of a report in today's Sunday Telegraph which disclosed that the discredited Portuguese police are to tell Mr Robert Murat that he is no longer a suspect.

"This is one more attempt" said Mr McCann "to portray mere news as though it was an actual press release from Team McCannVirgin. It will fool nobody, especially as it comes from a police force which has failed me so spectacularly. We had come to expect better from the Telegraph."

Pointing out the obvious denial of the human rights of his brother, Gerry and the loopy scouse sister-in-law, Reverend McCann said " It's an absolute stitch-up. If they are releasing Murat from suspicion, the very least they can do is release Gerry and Cilla -who, after all, are the real victims here, at the same time. It's almost as though there's one law for the guilty and one law for doctors. They couldn't be more unhelpful if they tried and I would just like to remind listeners that John and Yoko are absolutely devastated, totally and utterly gutted at this latest nasty thing to happen to them. First their holiday's been ruined. And now this. Murat isn't even a doctor, hardly knows Gordon Brown"

Asked if Team McCann would be suing the Telegraph for printing news, Brother McCann said he would have to look at the funding arrangements "These things don't come cheap you know and, for some reason the Find Wotsername Fund has kinda dried up. Been stuck at a million pounds for three months. Although I am sure that if the British public realises that we are now in the much more serious ball game of protecting the McCann family reputation, they will dig deep for us again. Donation details are at the website. And I would urge you all to boycott the Telegraph until it comes back on message."

As a string of phone calls came in from listeners, some of them mildly critical of Rev McCann's Church, Radio Orkney went, mysteriously, off air.

A spokesman for the Christ McCann Church of the Latterday MoneyGrubbers denied using Gordon Brown's membership of the congregation to have Radio Orkney shut down and said that we must all pray for the editor of the Sunday Telegraph. If we knew what was good for us

Anonymous said...

I am portuguese and I am saddened by pathetic sods who want to turn this case into a rich vs poor derby instead of focusing on this poor little girl and her loving parents.

Catchthebudgie said...

Maria.....Get a life!!