And it came to pass that God spake to Paris Hilton. He said: "Paris you have got to stop acting dumb". There was a flash of light...And Paris said:
"I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. God has given me this new chance."
Hallelujah!
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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