Is someone taking the piss or what? First Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days, then this sentence was halved because it was deemed that she was of such good behaviour for bothering to turn up at court. Now, unbelievably, a further 20 days has been taken off her sentence.
Either the warden appreciated the fuck or she has fucked the system over...
UPDATE: Surprise, surprise. Money talks. Paris Hilton released on medical grounds. It appears as though she was sick of prison already!
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Posted Thursday 07th of June 2007 7:16 PM
Paris Hilton turns down job with Alan Sugar after he calls her a nigger, saying she needs to speak to her parents who are unwell in jail because their breasts are too big. PS. I very vaguely know a Big Brother contestant, having gone to school with Ziggy Lichman for about a year when I was 11. I remember him being very blond.
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Maybe they have finished filming the prison sex tape?
It makes a mockery of the whole thing doesn't it?
Released on medical grounds? Can you use the clap as an excuse to get out of Jail?
I don't see why a round of applause is not a good excuse...
Clap is a slang term for VD.
I know, its a play on words...
Damn it. I've been outwitted. Again.
Your slight hit me hard, John :-D I suppose that being in Young Labour invites that comment. I'm recovering from last time when I went in guns blazing and for two hours Iain and pals tore me apart: trying to quote from Capital in this situation did me no good at all :-(
money talks, bullshit walks.
Oh to be released into home detention with a personal chef, housekeepers, a pool and no horrible people telling me what to do.. boohoo.
Welcome to the real life little Paris, where 'you' are not the centre of the universe.
john angliss: Not a slight, just a cackhanded compliment. You held your ground well. I didn't see you the last time around. I used to watch all the programmes on 18DS, not I tend to just watch Blogger TV and the odd Vox Politix and End of the Day Show.
If you mean that I'm a bit too hasty in tearing apart New Labour, I'm guilty as charged. More ire for the Tories next time ;)
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