Police have issued photographs of the schizophrenic bank robber Joseph Stalin pictured left who is a master of disguise as can be seen from the picture right he has transformed himself into the laughing bank robber Gordon Brown. It is believed that he also suffers from delusions of grandeur and believes himself to be the Prime Minister in waiting.
Meanwhile, the Bank of England has begun to recall old treasury notes and the new bank notes will read "We promise to pay the bastard on demand the sum of £400M of your hard earned cash. Thank you for being stupid enough to trust us to look after your money".
