Kate McCann intends to quit her job as a GP and take up a new career in child welfare, it has emerged.
Ha, ha, ha...
When I photoshopped this photo, back in August, I was joking. I believed it was the most unlikely scenario.
Kate McCann's tips on child welfare:
1. Go out for hours on end eating and drinking and leave 3 children under 4 years of age unsupervised.
2. Kill your 3 year old and then claim that she was abducted by a passing paedophile.
