An Act to confer an award upon an anonymous police constable from the Humberside Police Farce, and to confer upon the said individual the provision to make regulations up as he goes about his business of not policing.
BE IT ENACTED by Iain Dale's most Excellent Majesty, by and with the consent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:-
Section One: (i) All dogs are dangerous.
(ii) Because dogs bark.
(iii) Therefore, all dogs must be on a lead in public places.
(iv) To placate some people's irrational fear of all dogs.
(v) This new law will have retrospective effect.
(vi) Anyone offended by the police heavy handedness will be arrested.
