It has been announced that Cornet Wales, aka Prince Harry, will not now be going to war in Iraq as it has been deemed too dangerous for our soldiers. Well, at least, too dangerous for a softie born with a silver spoon in his Royal gob. But, not too dangerous for the rest of the Blues and Royals squadron who have already gone to Iraq without him. Perhaps, the squadron should be renamed if it is not to have a Royal going into combat?
Cornet Wales will instead join the Home Guard at Warmington on Sea, just in case the Iraqi's decide to invade Britain.
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Bullshitter...
P.S. Don't forget to award the single white feather to Cornet Wales for bravery in the face of...
