Oxford University tightens security as smells are noticed at all hours of the night.
Is it students smoking dope?
Hidden explosives?
No the stink is that a Big Bullying establishment has picked on a small trader selling kebabs and harassed him to move away.
What amazes me is that it has taken 15 years for the intelligent staff at Oxford University to detect this smell. The staff claim that the "poor" students are kept awake at night by the smell of kebabs, and that it affects their study results.
It's probably more a case of the prison food being served inside by private contractors being too expensive for students, so they dine elsewhere at Sid's Kitchen, and the Kray Twins strong armed Saeid Keshmiri away. Protectionism at its worst.
An Oxford University college became embroiled in a row with a kebab seller over claims that smells emanating from his van distract students.
I bet this old geezer is turning in his grave...
First they came for the kebab seller...
That's the first thing that grabs your senses when you walk into prison.
The smell of shit.
The smell of piss.
The smell of fear.
The smell of blood.
The smell of sweat.
The smell of dirty socks.
The smell of grease on the locks.
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