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Friday, June 26, 2009

McCanns saddened by death of Michael Jackson

McCanns saddened by death of Michael Jackson

It is understood that Gerry and Kate McCann are saddened to hear of the death of Michael Jackson. They say that they will not now be able to eliminate him from their inquiries into the disappearance of Madeleine. Apparently, their private detectives were preparing to fly to Los Angeles in the hope of getting a death bed confession. Clarence Mitchell, the McCanns media spokesman has stated, "We may have just lost one suspect, but the world is full of many more and the search for somebody else to blame will continue until the Madeleine Fund dries up and I am once again unemployed".

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4 comments:

James Higham said...

Eh? Was Jacko with them in that resort when she disappeared?

jailhouselawyer said...

James: I received the following in an email this morning just after posting this story:

"Telepathic! Not two minutes ago I was having a conversation with someone on this very subject.



Jackson has been known to stay at Cliff Richards estate, which is always described as either Faro or Algarve, but in fact the rear entrance leads right down to Praia da Luz – I’ve just taken a bet with someone as to how long it will be before someone on 3A’s drags Jackson into this!"

Anonymous said...

This post is funny! :)

jailhouselawyer said...

I'm glad someone appreciates the black humour.