Sheep shagging Tory MP discovers cause of crime

David Davies, Conservative MP for the sheep shagging constituency of Monmouth, claims to have discovered the cause of crime. He blames this woman, Mitch Egan, who is a Regional Offender Manager, overseeing nine prisons, under the relatively recently created National Offender Management Service (NOMS). According to David Davies MP: "It's people like this woman who are responsible for crime being out of control in this country".