God's Truth! You don't say? Well, I never!

It has been reported that Jesus has been found dead in his grave. Under the circumstances, I am not surprised by this finding. It would have been a miracle, indeed, had he been found alive in his grave. No doubt Scotland Yard will be offering its services to determine whether he died of natural causes, or whether foul play is suspected. Police will not confirm whether the remains of a crashed light aircraft, found close by, belonged to Ponshush Pilot.