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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Police seek £400M bank robber





Police have issued photographs of the schizophrenic bank robber Joseph Stalin pictured left who is a master of disguise as can be seen from the picture right he has transformed himself into the laughing bank robber Gordon Brown. It is believed that he also suffers from delusions of grandeur and believes himself to be the Prime Minister in waiting.

Meanwhile, the Bank of England has begun to recall old treasury notes and the new bank notes will read "We promise to pay the bastard on demand the sum of £400M of your hard earned cash. Thank you for being stupid enough to trust us to look after your money".

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you will find that this is already printed on the face of the new £20 note.

jailhouselawyer said...

Hat-tip to ron as usual for the photomanips.

Anonymous said...

Excellent! Do you really live in 'ull, you're surely not near Stalin's side kick?

jailhouselawyer said...

Who's that Prezza?