Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap
Oh dear, I feel a 'what about the victim's of crime?' rant coming on.
1st car thief: We've never had it so good.
2nd car thief: Yeah, couldn't have happened under Thatcher or Major.
What if the car thieves were watching Mr and Mrs putting all their valuables in the boot of the car?
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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I'm not sure 'Mrs' is entirely appropriate here.
I often refer to Mrs Dale's Diary. I am sure your memory stretches back that far. Most likely not PC though.
Ah, repartee gentlemen, repartee.
semaj mahgih: So gallant of Bob to come to the rescue of Iain Dale. I would be a tad worried if he laid down his coat over a puddle to prevent Baroness Thatcher from walking on water...
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