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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Autumn leaves

Autumn leaves

Visitors to Westonbirt Arboretum in Gloucestershire enjoy the autumn colours along the trails, Picture: PA

Golden colours are reflected in the River Cam in Cambridge as a man punts along the river, Picture: PA

The colours of Autumn surround a bridge in The Garden House, Buckland Monachorum, in Devon, Picture: IRVING OF EXETER

A visitor walks through trees towards the pagoda at the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew
Picture: PA

A woman walks her dog through Burton's Court in Chelsea, Picture: GETTY

Orange leaves against a blue sky in Ashton Park, Bristol, Picture: CHRISTOPHER JONES

Fallen leaves lie on a path by the Thames opposite Canary Wharf, Picture: PA

Gardeners clear up the fallen autumn leaves in Green Park, London, Picture: PA

A woman takes in the view from Primrose Hill in London, Picture: JANE MINGAY

Sunlight catches leaves on trees as the early morning mist lingers in a valley near Bath, Picture: PA

A deer cools off in Bushy Park, Richmond, Picture: PA

Two hedgehogs, who were rescued as babies, play in autumn leaves in Twickenham
Picture: CLARA MOLDEN

A squirrel amongst the fallen leaves in Calderstones Park, Liverpool, picture:PA

Prison: the Scandinavian exception

Prison: the Scandinavian exception

A visit to Norway shows a much more humane approach to crime, reflected in lower prison populations: how do they do it?

I'm sitting in Oslo having lunch with the director general of the Norwegian prison service – Kristin Bolgen Bronebakk – and we are discussing "Scandinavian exceptionalism". In other words, why is it that Finland, Sweden and Norway in particular, have much lower rates of imprisonment than other European countries? For example, whereas Scotland has over 7,000 inmates being held in 16 jails, Norway with a similar population has just over 3,500 prisoners, held in 50 prisons – a prison population rate of 75 for Norway but 142 for Scotland.

I point out to Bronebakk that Bastoy Prison – a minimum security facility located on Bastoy Island, south of Oslo – would probably feature on the front page of our tabloid press every day given that the 115 prisoners held there are encouraged to engage in "horseback riding, fishing, tennis and cross-country skiing" during their leisure time. One of her staff overhearing this observation laughs and points out that Michael Moore, the American film director, had wanted to feature the prison in one of his documentaries, but thought that absolutely no one would believe that he was really filming in a jail.

Bronebakk has clearly read the biography that the Commission on English Prisons Today has sent to Norway about me and the other visiting commissioners, and she asks about my academic work with serial killers. Being polite, I say that I can't think of a Norwegian serial killer, but Bronebakk says they did have one – Arnfinn Nesset. Nesset was a nurse convicted in 1983 of poisoning 22 patients with Curacit – a muscle relaxant – at a geriatric institution in Orkdal, although he was suspected of having killed several more before being caught. I suggest that murdering medics is quite a common phenomenon and that our most recent serial killer, Colin Norris, was also a nurse who targeted the elderly, but then Bronebakk takes me by surprise again.

"Of course," she says, "we released Nesset in 2004." And indeed they had, given that the maximum sentence that anyone can serve in Norway is 21 years – or less than a year for each of his victims in Nesset's case.

But are there lessons for us to learn from this Scandinavian exceptionalism – given that we would never countenance the breathtaking range of activities that prisoners can become involved in or their relaxed attitude towards the release of serial killers? The answer is of course there are.

In Norway, prisons and imprisonment are not party political issues and so do not, by and large, come to public attention at all. Prisoners remain "citizens" and so still vote, have access to the internet, work, go to school and even make appointments to see journalists. And when there are scandals – such as when a prisoner on home leave murdered a young woman and drove around with her body in the boot of his car 18 months ago – the penal system is robust enough and the public debate rational enough to see this as a tragedy rather than the signal for root and branch change.

Later, discussing all of this with two of the leading lights of European prison reform – Professors Nils Christie and Thomas Mathiesen – they both reflect on what has allowed Norway to keep its prison population low and to generate such public support for this approach. Christie suggests that having a functioning welfare state has done a great deal, for this makes it difficult to create "social distance", so that each person feels connected to everyone else and therefore no one gets scapegoated for the troubles that occur. So, too, Mathiesen believes that the low prison numbers reflect a "moderate social system" in Norway, and that the only real danger is "excess" and the growing divide between those who have and those who have not.

I liked that word "moderate". After all, when we are all now beginning to see what excesses in eating, drinking, smoking can do to our lifestyles, and more immediately what gross excess in profit-making among our banks has done to the economy, isn't it about time we employed moderation more generally and specifically to the excesses of prison numbers?

Prisoner not the prison to blame

Prisoner not the prison to blame

I think the Daily Telegraph rather misses the point here latching onto the prosecution's comment to the jury "You may think Kirklevington is more of a holiday camp than a resettlement prison". I am somewhat puzzled why the prosecution felt it necessary to even make the statement. I was in Kirklevington Grange prior to being released on life licence and I would not describe it as a holiday camp.

The concept of the resettlement prison is a good idea for those nearing the end of their sentence. I suspect that Stephens was led along by his girlfriend Cramman and that she picked the target and got her kicks out of dating a criminal and he only engaged in the crime trying to impress her. In short, a pathetic Bonnie and Clyde scenario.

The Daily Telegraph report tries to create the holiday camp scene by stating Stephens "was allowed to spend most of his time on the outside" of the prison, and adding "He also had a job, making £14,000 a year working for a cold storage firm". He could hardly work out and remain in the prison could he? And this comment, "Up to 50 of the 283 inmates are said to have their own cars and parking spaces at the prison". Given that the prison is out in the sticks, and given the poor level of public transport, and jobs in the area being in short supply, it means that the prisoners have to travel further afield to get work. The regime does not allow for prisoners simply to have a car for the sake of it. They have to demonstrate a need before they are allowed this privilege.

All resettlement prisons have their failures. The truth is that Kirklevington Grange has less failures and more successes than most. It is wrong to attack the regime when the failure is down to the prisoner.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Tory elephant in the room

Tory elephant in the room



My initial reaction was that the search involved looking for Dave's policies. However, on the other hand...

If anyone can find George Osborne, tell him his country needs him

Friday caption competition

Friday caption competition

Police clash with police in Brazil violence


Police clash with police in Brazil violence

Striking police officers were embroiled in a mass-melee with hundreds of their own colleagues in riot gear who policed their protest, amid bizarre scenes in the Brazilian city of Sao Paulo.

The clashes between state police and plainclothes investigators last night came after the demonstrators tried to break through a barrier protecting the state government palace. Officers fired shots, tear gas and shock bombs, and the scuffles broke out
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You cannot sue God... he has no known address

You cannot sue God... he has no known address

An American politician's attempt to sue God has been thrown out of court after a judge ruled the suit could not be served because the Almighty has an unlisted address.

Ernie Chambers, a Nebraska state senator, sought a "permanent injunction" that ordered God to stop causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

The suit listed examples of God's wrath including "fearsome floods, horrendous hurricanes, earthquakes, plagues, famine, genocidal wars, birth defects, terrifying tornadoes and the like"
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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Prisoner guilty of murder order


Prisoner guilty of murder order

An inmate has been found guilty of ordering a murder from his cell using a mobile phone smuggled into the prison.

Irony of ironies...

"At the time, he had been on remand at the jail on an unrelated matter of which he was later found not guilty".

The Big Picture photography competition: round 24

The Big Picture photography competition: round 24

This week's winner is Lewis Outing from Woodthorpe, York for this moody landscape facing south from Cullernose Point near Howick on the Northumbrian coast.

A temple is framed by the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain in Lijiang, China.
Candice Beard from London

An aloe vera plant with Table Mountain in the background. Alexander Hamdy from London

The choicest leaves lie just out of reach for one Zambian elephant in the Luangwa National Park. Helen Jackson from London

The QE2 off the coast of Longyearben, Svalbard. S Browning from Urmston

A solitary soul strolls along Tofo beach, Mozambique.
William Burton from County Donegal

A storm approaches the walled city of St Emilion, France. Marcell Claasen from London

An otter peers through the reeds and the British Wildlife Centre in Lingfield, Surrey. Peter Tunks from Weybridge, Surrey

Reflection Lake at the Mount Rainier National Park, USA.
Revati Deshpande from Pasadena, California.

The hilltop town of Todi in Umbria, Italy. Cynthia Crocker from Devizes, Wiltshire

Colourful boats and turquoise waters at Moraine Lake, Canada.
Pam Berry from Rainworth, Mansfield.

An iceberg in the Qoroq icefield in Greenland.
Jean Smith from Lichfield, Staffordshire

Cheetahs at the Ruaha National Park, Tanzania.
Michael Allen from Old Harlow, Essex

And finally...
...an opportunistic hound hitches a ride in the Greek island of Milos.
Paul Fuller from London

Don't abandon a real pup buy a toy dog instead

Don't abandon a real pup buy a toy dog instead

I found a puppy that had been abandoned in Pearson Park this morning when I took Rocky for his walk. It was curled up and trembling. I thought about the saying that 'a dog is for life not just for Christmas'. Then I see this...

Christmas toys: Dog that pants and chews bones is top gift

Perhaps all those who might abandon puppies after Christmas will instead buy one of these toys?

Somalia the under reported war

Somalia the under reported war.

"Mark Doyle gains rare access to the Somalian capital of Mogadishu, the epicentre of the violence in the country.

The United Nations says it is probably the most difficult place in the world for humanitarian workers to operate in - where three million people are in dire need of aid".

I was moved by this report on Newsnight last night and felt the issues deserved wider attention.

Prison restaurant offers gourmet meals cooked by convicts

Prison restaurant offers gourmet meals cooked by convicts

A restaurant will offer a captivating dining experience by offering gourmet food in prison cooked and served by inmates.

Diners must hand over valuables, undergo a body search and pass through several reinforced steel doors to before being seated at Britain's newest gastronomic venture.

The Clink, within the walls of High Down Prison, in Sutton, Surrey, will serve up to 80 four-course meals a day starting at £15 a head for visitors and staff as well as ordinary meals for inmates.

The concept was devised by Alberto Crisci, catering manager of the 747-inmate jail.

When The Clink opens early next year, inmates will cook and serve dishes such as pan-fried John Dory, paupiette of chicken with spinach mousseline, roast turbot with broad beans and pancetta, and lavender mascarpone with spun sugar.

Organic produce will be supplied by the prison's greenhouse and gardens.

Patrons will enter the prison gates for a strict search before proceeding through the jail to a lavish dining room sealed with a barred door
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Food for thought...

Serving time: Prisoners who make wine

"Portuguese inmates are being set to work in vineyards to make wine that has become a surprise hit with the public".

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Work a four letter swear word

Work a four letter swear word

I have a brief to write 4 executive summaries of 4 Prison Service Orders for Inside Time - The National Newspaper for Prisoners. They are PSOs 2000 adjudications, 4000 incentives and earned privileges, 4275 time in the open air, and 4411 prisoner communications - correspondance (sic Prison Service misspelling).

In relation to the first, The Prison Discipline Manual, I am reminded of the time back in 1973 when I was in Wandsworth Prison in London, and the only notice of report I received was the word "Nicked" chalked on the outside of my cell door. Then it was an appearance before the prison governor, and he would read out the charge and ask how I pleaded to the charge. I was the first man in penal history to get a not guilty verdict at Wandsworth on an adjudication. I noticed that the governor wrote down in longhand the prison officer's verbal evidence. I thought that the prison officer would not be able to remember what he had said, and asked him to repeat his evidence. I noted that the governor frowned at the different second version, so I asked that it be repeated a third time. The governor stopped writing part way through when it became clear that the prison officer had condemned himself, and ordered me out and demanded that the prison officer stand on the carpet. I heard the governor shout "In future, if you're going to stitch a con up keep your verbal short and sweet. Get Out!".

The standard of fairness may well have improved over the years, still it is dependent upon the adjudicator playing fair. The Prison Discipline Manual is really only window dressing. The onus is upon the prisoner to know the law and argue for his or her rights to justice.

Here's an enterprising example from North of the Border.

Pure genius

Pure genius

In the face of perversity


In the face of perversity

A 34-year-old man who has lived in London for three decades is to be deported to Somalia after a judge said his criminal record qualified him to survive in the war-torn country.

There is something perverse about attempting to deport someone who has lived in this country sine he was 4 years of age, and is now 34. I would say that this was not the intention of Parliament when drafting the legislation. I see no difference between this and Learco Chindamo's case.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Is Lord West a traitor to the House of Lords?


Is Lord West a traitor to the House of Lords?

It does appear as though Lord West is the puppet of Jacqui Smith.

Create the climate of fear in order to pass oppressive and repressive legislation.

It does not sit comfortably Lord West sat both in the House of Lords and on the lap of the Home Secretary.

NHS trust to buy £400,000 yacht

NHS trust to buy £400,000 yacht

A health trust is planning to spend £400,000 on a 72ft yacht to help jobless teenagers make better "lifestyle choices".

Hull Teaching Primary Care Trust is behind the scheme designed to help improve the long-term health prospects of teenagers.

Hapless shoelace burglar jailed


Hapless shoelace burglar jailed

A hapless burglar found hanging upside down from a window by his shoelaces has been jailed for three years.

I don't believe that a £20 a day heroin habit is really a habit at all. For his lawyer to claim he "needed" the money for drugs and alcohol is incorrect, he wanted it is more like. Given that he will only serve half of the 3 year sentence, it does raise the question of being a mockery of justice bearing in mind "The sentence also incorporated penalties for two assaults on police officers, two shoplifting thefts and possession of class C drugs". I would say he got off very lightly indeed.

'Secret inquests' plans dropped

'Secret inquests' plans dropped

Ministers have dropped plans which would have allowed coroners' inquests to be held in private.

The government will not pursue a clause in its controversial counter-terrorism bill to allow inquests to be held in private due to "national security".

The change was intended to stop sensitive information, such as details of phone-taps, being known to jurors.

The government has already backed down over plans to detain terror suspects for 42 days without charge
.

Just as well. The legal principle that not only must justice be done but it should be manifestly seen to be done, is left intact. With secrecy comes the question 'what are they seeking to try and hide'?

Long arm of the law...

Long arm of the law...

Man arrested over rape 28 years ago

Detectives armed with new forensic evidence arrested a man today in connection with the rape of a teenage girl 28 years ago.

A 62-year-old man was arrested at his home in Swanscombe, Kent, by officers from Thames Valley Police.

On 25 April 1980 a 17-year-old girl was walking home from a night out along Micklefield Road in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, when she was dragged to a nearby railway embankment and raped by two men, a force spokesman said.

He added: "Officers working with the Crown Prosecution Service and the Forensic Science Laboratory have uncovered significant new forensic evidence, which led to the identity of the person in custody"
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I should imagine that the man was as shocked as his victim it coming out of the blue so unexpectedly. I think this is called poetic justice.

UPDATE:

It would appear that this crocodile ate the wrong 62 year old man...

It's for you...

It's for you...



IMHO I would say that the car is actually stationary when this photograph was actually taken.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith comes out with a one liner

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith comes out with a one liner

The Home Secretary said the one-line bill could be rushed through Parliament in a matter of hours in the event of a terrorist attack.

If it wasn't so serious it would be a joke...

Lazy dog walker earns Great North Bum title

Lazy dog walker earns Great North Bum title

A father has been named one of the laziest men in Britain for walking his pet dog while sitting in his car.

Kevin Pyle, 35, gets his son to drive him slowly around the block and, with his arm stretched out of the window, holds a lead attached to his bull mastiff Bruce, who walks alongside.

He claims to cover around four miles a week but never does any walking himself
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I am proud to announce that I am not the laziest man in the North...

Monday, October 13, 2008

Menezes officer changed evidence

Menezes officer changed evidence

An investigation has begun after an officer admitted changing evidence during the inquest into the death of Jean Charles de Menezes.

The Special Branch officer, named as Owen, said he deleted a line from computer notes which quoted Deputy Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission said it would investigate
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I watched Simon Israel's excellent report and analysis on Ch4 News tonight.

What a Carry On Jacqui...

What a Carry On Jacqui...

I'm celebrating with a spliff and a can of beer...

Peers throw out 42-day detention

The government's plans to extend terror detention limits to 42 days have been heavily defeated in the House of Lords.

Peers voted to keep the current 28-day limit on pre-charge detentions by 309 votes to 118 - a majority of 191
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Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is expected to make a statement in the next hour in the Commons.

UPDATE:

Ministers drop 42-day detention

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said that plans to extend terror detention to 42 days will be dropped from the Counter-Terrorism Bill
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I note that Lord Tebbitt of Get on your bike fame supported Jacqui Smith. Perhaps, they should ride off on tandem into the sunset?

School bans sugar in tea


School bans sugar in tea

Children at a secondary school have been told they cannot have sugar in their tea because of concern about healthy eating.

Just another brick in the wall...

Mojo Radio is music to my ears

Mojo Radio is music to my ears

I don't usually go in for advertising on this blog. However, I feel that Mojo Radio deserves a plug. If you're an oldie and into 60s and 70s music it should appeal to you. The woofer on the floor beneath my desk vibrates a deep bass up my feet to reach parts other radio stations fail to reach.

Money and the lack of and Red Cross food parcels etc

Money and the lack of and Red Cross food parcels etc



I feel like a prisoner of war in this war on want. Yesterday afternoon RonKnee arrived at the door with a couple of Red Cross food parcels (two shopping bags). Rocky did his bark cum whine, 'quick open the door I know he he has brought me some treats and gives me a fuss'. Last night I felt spoilt for choice as I thought about what to prepare for tea. Of late there has been no choice, it's been 2 of Tesco's 10p sausages slapped between two slices of bread.

I have to sort out a deposit of £17.98 before the bank closes on Tuesday evening ready for the Direct Debit for my internet charge on Wednesday morning being the 15th of the month. Naturally, my Job Seeker's Allowance does not get paid in until Thursday the 16th!

This is good news...

Five million customers should receive up to £70 fuel bill rebates, says charity

It is annoying that the poorest are being hit the hardest, especially with the over charging on pre-payment meters. The same goes for the banks who charge £28 for being unable to meet Direct Debit payments. The banks have no mercy for us and yet they plead for mercy from the government and ask for public money to bail them out. Whilst there is a block on my being able to take NatWest to court until a judgment is delivered on bank charges, no such restriction is imposed on the banks still making such charges. I feel the banks should be prevented from making such charges until the judgment is made. It's all a bit one-sided.

UPDATE: A rich benefactor has agreed to put £100 in my bank account today, so at least I can stay afloat.

Photo: Hat-Tip to Obsolete

Just answer me this

Just answer me this

Government to press ahead with 42-day detention plan

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Pointy things

Pointy things


A judge has ordered the Crown Prosecution Service to make a public apology to a gardener who was arrested and taken to court for carrying a scythe which he said he needed for his work.

"Peter Drew, 49, a self employed ground clearance contractor, had the scythe and other bladed tools in his work van when he was stopped by police on his way to a job in Penzance, Cornwall".

The law:

Tradesmen are entitled to carry their implements provided they are doing so in connection with their work, therefore giving them a lawful excuse, lawyers said.

It is not clear why police stopped Mr Drew in the first place. However, it would appear that the reason did not amount to anything. Therefore, it would appear to me that in some kind of face saving attempt the police decided to arrest and charge him on a trumped up charge. As I understand it, the process would have to go through at least a desk sergeant first and perhaps even a inspector before it got to the CPS. What is the point of having these safeguards if they are not used properly?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

What does Palin and car wreck have in common?

What does Palin and car wreck have in common?

Sarah Palin 'unlawfully abused power' in feud with state tooper, report finds


Financial crisis and Animal pictures of the week

Financial crisis and Animal pictures of the week

This picture says it all...



Animal pictures of the week

Sibu, an orangutan, returns to Dublin Zoo after seven years in Rhenen, the Netherlands. He was on-loan to the Dutch zoo for a breeding programme... Picture: PA

...he returns to baby orangutan, Mujer Picture: PA

Sabele, an extremely rare melanistic barn owl, left, and Petra, a normal barn owl, at the Hereford Barn Owl Rescue sanctuary. The chances of a barn owl being born black are 1 in 100,000 Picture: SWNS.COM

Sandy the seal, who was found exhausted on a Somerset beach, swims in his rehabilitation tank at a secret World Wildlife Rescue centre Picture: RICHARD AUSTIN

A common kingfisher flies out of a pool of water with a fish in his beak...
Picture: GETTY

...Germany's environmental protection organisations NABU and LBV nominated the common kingfisher as Bird of the Year 2009 Picture: GETTY

Autumnal leaves and rutting red deer in Ashton Park, Bristol Picture: DAILY TELEGRAPH

20-week-old roe deer Bramble and 7-year-old fox Roxy take their daily walk in a nearby park with Stacey Clark, from the Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in Nuneaton
Picture: PA

Anjana, a two-and-a-half-year-old chimpanzee, looks after his new best friend, a 21-day-old white tiger cub, at The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Picture: BARCROFT MEDIA

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin shows a tiger cub to journalists at his Novo Ogaryovo residence. The two-and-a-half month old female tiger was presented to Putin on his birthday Picture: REUTERS

Children look at a Bengal tiger at a zoo in Malabon north of Manila, Philippines
Picture: REUTERS (n.b. see yesterday's post about a window licker)

Friday, October 10, 2008

I must get out more


I must get out more

BBC radio presenters suspended after mocking disabled people

"Andrew Hawes and Ian Hart have been taken off the airwaves at BBC Southern Counties after using the term "window licker" during a football phone-in show.

Action was taken after Mr Hart told a football fan to "go and lick a window" during a row about Mickey Adams the manager of Brighton and Hove Albion.

His comment was followed by Mr Hawes urging "any window lickers out there" to call the show".

I have never heard the term before, so I asked Google for an interpretation. And, then I came across the BBC using the term itself as far back as 2003. Worst Word Vote. This does strike me as being a bit hypocritical.

In any event, this is how the vote went:

1. Retard 19.6% (404 votes)
2. Spastic 18% (373 votes)
3. Window-licker 17% (350 votes)
4. Mong 13.4% (276 votes)
5. Special 10.2% (210 votes)
6. Brave 7.9% (163 votes)
7. Cripple 5.5% (113 votes)
8. Psycho 2.9% (60 votes)
9. Handicapped 2.5% (52 votes)
10. Wheelchair-bound 2% (42 votes)

Note that window licker comes in at number 3 in the pop charts. However, when the poll is analysed as to who finds what term offensive, the non window lickers find it a lot more offensive than the window lickers.

DISABLED NOT DISABLED
Spastic Retard
15.1% (57 votes) 21.5% (328 votes)
Retard Window-licker
14.3% (54 votes) 19.6% (298 votes)
Brave Spastic
14% (53 votes) 19.2% (292 votes)
Special Mong
13.5% (51 votes) 15.7% (240 votes)
Cripple Special
10.8% (41 votes) 8.8% (135 votes)
Handicapped Brave
7.9% (30 votes) 6.2% (95 votes)
Wheelchair-bound Cripple
6.3% (24 votes) 4.3% (65 votes)
Mong Psycho
5.8% (22 votes) 2% (31 votes)
Psycho Handicapped
5.5% (21 votes) 1.1% (17 votes)
Window-licker Wheelchair-bound
5.3% (20 votes) 0.9% (14 votes)

In other words, the window lickers are no where as near offended by the term than the non window lickers at the BBC. I'm offended that the BBC has made such a big deal out of next to nothing.

Boris Johnson blackmailed Sir Ian Blair into resigning

Boris Johnson blackmailed Sir Ian Blair into resigning

Home Office minister Lord West of Spithead said Mr Johnson had threatened to tell the media he had no confidence in Sir Ian unless he resigned.

He told peers at question time: "As I understand it, the mayor said to the commissioner: 'If you don't go I will find someone to ask me a question, with the media there, as to whether I have confidence in you and if they do I will say I haven't'
".