Money laundering
Whilst not in the same league as Lord Ashcroft of Belize, when I had a bath tonight and emptied my dirty jeans pockets to transfer to a clean pair of jeans I found a £10 note in the back pocket of my clean jeans. Given I am almost always skint, I cannot believe I forgot I had a tenner! When I got back downstairs I searched for the tenner only to find it in the back pocket of the jeans I intended to put in the washing machine! Duh!
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
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