The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, who is married to politics and has been since 1997, has committed bigamy it can be revealed. She is still married to Richard Timney having tied the knot 10 years earlier.
Mystery surrounds why Mrs Timney prefers to be known as Ms Smith, who is definitely not a spinster of this parish. Apparently, this liaison was discovered when Richard Timney wrote to the Redditch Advertiser praising Jacqui Smith. It is not clear when the men in the white coats are coming to take him away, ha, ha!
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