One Sunday morning along time ago, I scraped the burnt toast a young prisoner had brought me for breakfast. He asked, "Why did you kill your landlady?". I replied, "Because one Sunday morning she burnt my toast for breakfast". He gulped, and then realised I was joking.
In America, a man has killed 5 people before killing himself all because his wife served him cold eggs for breakfast!
Six dead after US breakfast killing spree in Kentucky
A US man has killed himself after shooting dead five people, including his wife and stepdaughter, in an argument about his breakfast.
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Why did you kill your landlady?
Because one Sunday morning she burnt my toast for breakfast.
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