Britain brought to its knees by 3 year old criminal
Britain's youngest known crime suspect – aged three
A three-year-old boy has become the youngest known suspect in a British criminal inquiry after he was investigated by police over alleged disorder and vandalism.
Were it not for coming back from a walk with Rocky yesterday, and seeing a little bastard swinging Tarzan-like on the bar going across the top of my gate posts, and the broken coping stone from the wall lying on my path I would have pooh poohed this story.
The annoying thing is that the council has recently created a children's adventure playground only 100 yards away, but will the little bastards play on it no!
A mixture of law, politics, autobiography and humour. Once described as "The Devilish Advocate" (Guardian), I do have the ability to provoke a response. Sometimes it comes from someone who uses a thought process, and sometimes from jerks usually associated with the knee.
2 comments:
Kalashnikov.
It is all down to bad parenting John.
IRONSIDE
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