Oh dear what can the matter be
Cameron's friend died in a LavaTory
Shale was there from Satuday to Sunday
And nobody knew he was there.
He died shortly after receiving a call from Downing Street warning him that criticisms he had made of the Tory party were about to be made public.
Mr Shale, 56, was discovered dead in a portable lavatory in the festival’s VIP backstage area on Sunday morning after being missing for almost 24 hours.
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