Bowsy Wowsy: Tories on the ropes claims Iain Dale

Bowsy Wowsy: Tories on the ropes claims Iain Dale

The Independent, in a good article, asks the question: Are attack dogs man's best friend?

Then there is the question why did Iain Dale bother to write and the Daily Telegraph bother to publish: The Conservatives should let their attack dogs off the leash?

Iain Dale informs us that "Denis MacShane is a Labour MP". Nice to see he has his finger on the political pulse. But, where is his tongue? Apparently, arse licking a consensual Norman Tebbit. And there I was thinking the old skeleton was homophobic! Unlike Mr Dale, he actually praises Denis MacShane. However, it is tempered with criticism which is so like Mr Dale.

Interestingly, he calls for more tribal politics. That sounds so primitive. Reminds me of Lord of the Flies.

I am surprised to see that the seat seeking Tory missile, Dildo Dale, admits that the Tories are on the ropes. Chuckle, chuckle.

So, who does Mr Dale see as a Tory party attack dog? Pause for laughter...

"David Davies (no, not that one), the Tory MP for Monmouth, has established himself as the Tory the Labour Party loves to hate. He has the ability to be quite outrageous but sound eminently reasonable. He's a regular fixture on Jeremy Vine's Radio 2 programme and Radio Five Live, and is able to articulate the voice of the man on the Clapham Omnibus in a way few other Tory MPs are capable of".

You only have to see this idiot's comments about the open prison in his constituency to find out why he is such a laughable choice. So, the judging stick is Jeremy Whine and Radio 5 Live appearances? Dumb and dumber. The thing with the Clapham Omnibus, in legal parlance, is that it refers to the reasonable man. Neither Mr Dale nor David Davies fit into that category.