Guest blogger Ron'sKneesRantsandRaves pop at 18DS

Prisonlawinsideout is opening his front door and inviting people who don't need the money to come and gain some work experience at Britain's first northern t'internet blogger.

We're looking for a Technical Assistant to come and spend a few weeks on a wide range of projects from making the tea to a spot of sweeping up and hoovering and beyond. You will become an integral part of the team and glean some very valuable experience for your CV.

You don't need to be an expert as we can teach you anything you need to know, but at least an intermediate knowledge of rolling cigarettes is a must. In return, we can offer you a great piece of experience for your CV to help you progress in an ICT, housekeeping or arse-licking career.

More specifically, we are looking for somebody to work with Rocky and Head of Blogging to:

* Help to conceive, schedule and conduct walking the dog
* Help to beat the living room rug
* Help to establish the blog on to new platforms like Technorati
* Help to keep sections of the blogsite up-to-date
* Help to develop a robust hate-comment refusal system
* Help develop a number of in-house applications such as loading the microwave
to ease administration and improve putting the bin out


This is a great opportunity for the right mug and will help launch your career into the netherworld. We are keen to find somebody who has bags of initiative with no cares about his/her finances. You should be able to work well under pressure and integrate well within a single environment.

If you are interested in coming to spend some time helping us out and don't mind working for jack shit, please email your CV and bank details to jailhouselawyer via the web address for shortlisting. We are expecting a high response to this offer so please do not send any money at this time.

Closing date: Monday 34 May 2009
Start date: Last week
Duration: Variable, about 3 years ideally